the greatest trick

the devil ever pulled

was convincing the world

he did not exist

When a Fight Club member sprays the priest with a hose, the camera briefly shakes. This happens because the cameraman couldn’t keep himself from laughing.

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

turinqs:

John Watson is definitely in danger.

"Where were you when I laid the foundations of the Earth, when the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy?" Job 38:4-7
tippi1992:


"You only had to be in the same room as the guy for a few minutes to realise he was a hell of a lot of fun."

        Photo by Peter Stone

tippi1992:

"You only had to be in the same room as the guy for a few minutes to realise he was a hell of a lot of fun."

        Photo by Peter Stone

"I’m a goddamn marvel of modern science."

We can talk tomorrow sir." "No, what is it?" [Pauses Porn]